Indiana Should Cecede from the Union

C'mon, who's with me?

Okay, sorry. It's just that I've spent a significant portion of the last week updating the Indiana voter's manual, and it's been so tedious that it has made me want to shoot myself at times. I know you're not supposed to joke about that kind of thing. In this case, I can't help it, and I think you would agree that's it warranted if you were to peruse statutes regarding how many feet from a polling place the "chute" (oh yes, that's a technical term) must begin.