Joe made partner at his law firm!
It's not every day that you earn a promotion and get to come home to a shrine as nice as this, replete with a singing gopher, am I right? Joe's favorite part was probably the beer, though. We figured making partner entitled him to a small cheat on the 21 Day Sugar Detox.
Congrats, Joe! We love you, and I'm sorry for your sake that this doesn't really mean you have a "noo" job.